thevindictiveserpent

thevindictiveserpent asked:

"Get over here you walking corn flake! I've gotta born to pick with you!" //ITS STAN THE MAN RUN

thenamesbill answered:

"Stan Pines, it’s been a while," Bill said. ((this is going to be fun))

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

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thenamesbill:

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

Bill turned red in anger glaring at the document in front of him.

"What is this? This is not what we’d agreed to," he said as he burned the document in his hands.

"Ha! Of course it is! You never specified which deed you wanted!” He’s laughing hard now. Like geez, he’s gonna bust his gut like that.

"I told you I don’t pull tricks! I scam the daylights out of you, ya little pringle!”

"No one scams me, Pines!" Bill said as floated down to him, the fire in his hands growing brighter.

"Nobody but me!" And with that the Great Uncle starts to dash off, fairly certain the demon would follow him. Hopefully he isn’t too fast…

Bill appeared right in front of him and glared.
"Did you think we were finished? We’re far from it. Now here’s a new deal I’ve been thinking about. You give me the deed, and I won’t hurt you?"

"You want the deed?" Well this was going south faster then he thought. Might as well go out strong if this is the end. Stan pulls out two fist cuffs, slipping them on as he stares down Bill as best he can.

"Why don’t you come and get?!"

Bill narrowed his eye and surrounded Stan with fire. 

"Where is it, Stan? I know it’s not with you."

Crap crap crap, stay calm man! It’s just in your head, keep cool.

"Even if I told you you’d never get in, especially while I’m around! I’ll turn that eye of your’s solid black!!!"

"I don’t get black eyes, Pines. That’s one of the perks of being a demon," Bill flew closer to Stan, "So where is it?"

thevindictiveserpent

thevindictiveserpent asked:

"Get over here you walking corn flake! I've gotta born to pick with you!" //ITS STAN THE MAN RUN

thenamesbill answered:

"Stan Pines, it’s been a while," Bill said. ((this is going to be fun))

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

Bill turned red in anger glaring at the document in front of him.

"What is this? This is not what we’d agreed to," he said as he burned the document in his hands.

"Ha! Of course it is! You never specified which deed you wanted!” He’s laughing hard now. Like geez, he’s gonna bust his gut like that.

"I told you I don’t pull tricks! I scam the daylights out of you, ya little pringle!”

"No one scams me, Pines!" Bill said as floated down to him, the fire in his hands growing brighter.

"Nobody but me!" And with that the Great Uncle starts to dash off, fairly certain the demon would follow him. Hopefully he isn’t too fast…

Bill appeared right in front of him and glared.
"Did you think we were finished? We’re far from it. Now here’s a new deal I’ve been thinking about. You give me the deed, and I won’t hurt you?"

"You want the deed?" Well this was going south faster then he thought. Might as well go out strong if this is the end. Stan pulls out two fist cuffs, slipping them on as he stares down Bill as best he can.

"Why don’t you come and get?!"

Bill narrowed his eye and surrounded Stan with fire. 

"Where is it, Stan? I know it’s not with you."

lilith-the-dark-fairy

lilith-the-dark-fairy asked:

Lilith walked through the woods, her once pink eyes now grey from extremely low energy. She was in her human form. She leaned against a tree and groaned, not noticing Bill was there with her.

thenamesbill answered:

"Whoa," Bill laughed as he floated over to Lilith, "What happened to you kid?"

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

thenamesbill:

 

"Look, I’m willing to make a sale just for you," Bill said, "Not only will your strength be be back, but I’ll make it so that you can’t feel fear ever again."

"W-What? I don’t have f-fear.. "

"You don’t, eh?" Bill said, "Well, you still need your strength back, don’t you?"

thevindictiveserpent

thevindictiveserpent asked:

"Get over here you walking corn flake! I've gotta born to pick with you!" //ITS STAN THE MAN RUN

thenamesbill answered:

"Stan Pines, it’s been a while," Bill said. ((this is going to be fun))

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

Bill turned red in anger glaring at the document in front of him.

"What is this? This is not what we’d agreed to," he said as he burned the document in his hands.

"Ha! Of course it is! You never specified which deed you wanted!” He’s laughing hard now. Like geez, he’s gonna bust his gut like that.

"I told you I don’t pull tricks! I scam the daylights out of you, ya little pringle!”

"No one scams me, Pines!" Bill said as floated down to him, the fire in his hands growing brighter.

"Nobody but me!" And with that the Great Uncle starts to dash off, fairly certain the demon would follow him. Hopefully he isn’t too fast…

Bill appeared right in front of him and glared.
"Did you think we were finished? We’re far from it. Now here’s a new deal I’ve been thinking about. You give me the deed, and I won’t hurt you?"

lilith-the-dark-fairy

lilith-the-dark-fairy asked:

Lilith walked through the woods, her once pink eyes now grey from extremely low energy. She was in her human form. She leaned against a tree and groaned, not noticing Bill was there with her.

thenamesbill answered:

"Whoa," Bill laughed as he floated over to Lilith, "What happened to you kid?"

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

thenamesbill:

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

thenamesbill:

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

thenamesbill:

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

thenamesbill:

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

She looked up at him. “No… e-energy… too scared… to g-give nightmares… “

"Too scared? Well there’s one of your problems," Bill said, "Evil doesn’t get scared, it makes scared."

"H-How many times do I have to tell you… I-I’m not evil…."

"Not now," Bill said, "I mean look at yourself, people could walk all over you in the state your in."

Lilith tried walking but ended up falling. “Ugh!”

Bill rolled his eye. 

"Look kid, how about we make a deal? I’ll fix you up, and you’ll have to do me a favor."

"N-No… I’m n-not that s-stupid… "

"What’s wrong? To afraid to make a deal with an old friend?"

"… y-yes… "

"Look, I’m willing to make a sale just for you," Bill said, "Not only will your strength be be back, but I’ll make it so that you can’t feel fear ever again."

thevindictiveserpent

thevindictiveserpent asked:

"Get over here you walking corn flake! I've gotta born to pick with you!" //ITS STAN THE MAN RUN

thenamesbill answered:

"Stan Pines, it’s been a while," Bill said. ((this is going to be fun))

thevindictiveserpent:

thenamesbill:

Bill turned red in anger glaring at the document in front of him.

"What is this? This is not what we’d agreed to," he said as he burned the document in his hands.

"Ha! Of course it is! You never specified which deed you wanted!” He’s laughing hard now. Like geez, he’s gonna bust his gut like that.

"I told you I don’t pull tricks! I scam the daylights out of you, ya little pringle!”

"No one scams me, Pines!" Bill said as floated down to him, the fire in his hands growing brighter.

lilith-the-dark-fairy

lilith-the-dark-fairy asked:

Lilith walked through the woods, her once pink eyes now grey from extremely low energy. She was in her human form. She leaned against a tree and groaned, not noticing Bill was there with her.

thenamesbill answered:

"Whoa," Bill laughed as he floated over to Lilith, "What happened to you kid?"

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

thenamesbill:

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

thenamesbill:

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

thenamesbill:

lilith-the-dark-fairy:

She looked up at him. “No… e-energy… too scared… to g-give nightmares… “

"Too scared? Well there’s one of your problems," Bill said, "Evil doesn’t get scared, it makes scared."

"H-How many times do I have to tell you… I-I’m not evil…."

"Not now," Bill said, "I mean look at yourself, people could walk all over you in the state your in."

Lilith tried walking but ended up falling. “Ugh!”

Bill rolled his eye. 

"Look kid, how about we make a deal? I’ll fix you up, and you’ll have to do me a favor."

"N-No… I’m n-not that s-stupid… "

"What’s wrong? To afraid to make a deal with an old friend?"